Keep off , funny!!?!
Question:
Keep off , funny!!?
A nurse was on duty in the emergency room.when a young woman with purpel hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos,and wearing strange clothing,entered.It was quickley determined that the patient had acute appendicitis,so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table,the staff noticed her pubic hair was green,and above it there was a tattoo that read"Keep of the grass."
Once the surgery was completed,the surgeon wrote a note on the patient's dressing, which said,
"Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Answers:
Thanks for the laugh!
need it!