Do you want to laugh with some jokes about Americans?!

Do you want to laugh with some jokes about Americans?

hello.. a joke 4u....An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I?!" The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"



JOKE #2

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the Jaw


JOKE #3

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by Americans?

If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush

3 weeks ago
chess between Bush and Bin Laden, who wins???

Bin Laden, cause Bush don't have the towers!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Simply Hilarious!!! Except joke # 2 !