What is the funniest thing you have ever witnessed or heard?!

What is the funniest thing you have ever witnessed or heard?

Well mine was about 5 years ago..me and my friends were at his house and he lives right by an old couple who was having a family reunion or sumthin. basically it looked like geyser alley. their were about 10 of them in a pool. we were outside eating cupcakes and decided to catapult some food right into their pool lol. so we took a few cupcakes and threw them right in their. then my friend went inside and brought out some apple sauce. he opened it up and threw it in there lol. the funniest thing is they didnt even notice untill minutes later..it doesnt stop their, i then took a couple of colored smoke bombs and hid behind the car and lit and threw them next to the pool i could here them yellin wut is tht...old women screaming lol. we then both ran in the house and sat down and watched tv..just when we thought it was safe...their was a knock at the door the big door was open but the glass door wasnt i slammed the door in the old farts face and locked it lol

i worked as a bank teller years ago and one day a customer went to leave (at a fast apce) and missed the door and walked straight into a plate glass window and bounced off it like a tennis ball. she was out like a light. we called 911. i will never forget the sound of her bouncing off that window. it still cracks me up. i am not a creep, the woman was fine.