Last one for tonight - like it??!
Question:
Last one for tonight - like it??
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian.
One night during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed there to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a
post card & write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day a few months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange postcard today."
"Oh, just give it to me & I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card & watched as her husband read the card, turned white & collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Need bread . . ."
Answers:
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