Naughty Shoppin?!
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Naughty Shoppin?
Whilst in church God appears to a man and says you won't go to heaven if you don't stop the booze,fags & sex.Two weeks later God appears to the man again and asks how are you gettin on my son,man replies well to be honest the booze n fags were easy but when my wife bent over the freezer to get some meat out i just couldn't help myself and had to give her one there and then.God replies ohhh they don't like that in heaven,man says no they didn't like it in tesco's either
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hahaha good 1