Joke; Have a laugh on me (*if you smile)?!
Question:
Joke; Have a laugh on me (*if you smile)?
Why did marc chapman shoot john lennon?
yoko ducked
What fruit has seven dents?
snow white's cherry
What was john lennons last hit?
the pavement
What's the definition of eternity?
the time between when you com and she leaves
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
spit, swallow and gargle
What do you do when the dishwasher packs up?
give her a slap
What do you call five dogs with no balls?
the spice girls
Why cant miss piggy count to 70?
because she gets a frog in the throat at 69
What's the best thing about line-dancing?
one grenade kills them all
What has balls and screws old ladies?
a bingo machine
How did the teenager know he had acne?
his dog called him spot
Answers:
Good ones Alan.!!!
10/10 and SMILING HA HA.!!!
Funny.!!!