Round the bend?!
Question:
Round the bend?
A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!'
Astonished, the man turns and yells back, '*****!' as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.
Answers:
LOL next time he should listen to a women driver when they yell things out.