Joke; six feet?!


Question:

Joke; six feet?

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh my God! your husband is home! what am I going to do?" said the man.

"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably too p*ssed, he aint gonna notice you here with me." said Marge.

The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice. Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets and exposed 6 feet.

"Honey!" he yelled "what the hell is going on? I see 6 feet at the end of the bed."

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."

"Honey, there is 6 feet, what is going on?"

"Dear, your really are so drunk, count them again."

The husband got out of the bed, and counted 1 2 3 4..............By gosh, you're right dear."


Answers:

very clever!!! but how did she explain the two c*cks?
lol

xxx


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