A Good Yuc?!


Question:

A Good Yuc?

Johnny and his younger brother were just waking up. Johnny says, 'U know Pete I think it is a good day to grow up some.' I think today we should be more mature and responsible. I think it is about time we learned to swear like big people. Pete says OK, Johnny, what are you going to say. Johnny thinks and says, I think I will try "Hell'. What about you Pete? Pete mulls over his choices and then says, I think I will say ***.

So they get dressed and go down for breakfast. Mom is waiting in the kitchen. "Good morning boys, what would you like me to get you for breakfast?" Johnny jumps right in , "What the hell mom, I'll have some Corn Flakes. Mom can't believe her ears, grabs Johnny by the scruff and hauls him outta the chair and upstairs. Pete's eyes bug out as he listens to Johnny get scolded and lectured on the rules of polite society, etc if you know what I mean.

As Pete's mom comes back into the kitchen, Pete nervously looks all around. "Oh I am so sorry you had to hear the Pete. You should not be exposed to such uncivilized behaviour and bad manners. So now, what would you like for breakfast?

Pete shallows and says, "Ah I don't know mom but you can bet your *** it won't be Corn Flakes."


Answers:

Here's something we can all have for breakfast!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

It's called laughter!!!


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