A cabbie picks up a nun.....?!


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A cabbie picks up a nun.....?

She gets into the cab & the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why & he says "I have a question to ask you but don't want to offend you.
She answers 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am & have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see & hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single & #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited & says, "Yes, I am single & I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does & the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child" said the nun "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess-I'm married & Jewish."
"That's OK-my name is Kevin & I'm off to a Fancy Dress party!


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lol.


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