Two dyslexic skiers, Bill and Harry...?!
Question:
Two dyslexic skiers, Bill and Harry...?
...are standing at the top of the piste waiting for a clear run.
Bill: "I'm going to zog zeg down this hill and I'll get down before you."
Harry: "You don't zog zeg; you zag zug."
Bill: "Well, tell you what: You go down your way and I'll go down mine and when we get to the bottom we'll ask that chap with the sled down there," (points), "and we'll find out who was right.
Off they go and both arrive at the bottom at the same time. They go up to the chap with the sled.
Bill: "Excuse me, my friend Harry here reckons that you zag zug down the piste, and I reckon you zog zeg. Which of us is right please?"
CWTS: "No good asking me; I'm a tobogganist."
Harry: "Oh! that's handy. I'll take 20 Lambert & Butler please."
Answers:
That wiz mega! I will huv tae tell ma mates in wurk! Hope ye dinnae mind.Keep them coming!