What's it like to fall in love?!


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What's it like to fall in love?

One day the two are out walking in the snow, and Calvin asks Hobbes, "What's it like to fall in love?"

Hobbes stops walking, looks into space and strokes his chin.

"Well, say the object of your affection walks by . . . "

"Yeah?" says Calvin, looking up at his friend expectantly.

"First, your heart falls into your stomach and splashes your innards," Hobbes says, swinging his hand around to demonstrate. "All the moisture makes you sweat profusely." He wipes his forehead. "This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain, and you get all woozy. When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a Cretin until she leaves."

"That's love?!" Calvin asks, obviously shocked.

"Medically speaking," Hobbes intones, clearly very taken with his own description.

Calvin concludes: "Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!"


Answers:

This fable is very funny. My opinion of falling in love is not being able to sleep and no appetite.


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