Thrifty Spending...........?!
Question:
Thrifty Spending...........?
In the nursing home one evening, the old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5, I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word. The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and
give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still said nothing, but after a couple minutes, she started digging down in her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," said the old man.
"Get serious," she replied. "Four times in the rocking chair".
Answers:
I hope that I'm that funny when I am in the nursing home.
Thank you for the giggles!