Got a political joke to top this with?!
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Got a political joke to top this with?
Cheney: I've got great news! I just got back from Rio and we're getting a hundred Brazilian soldiers for Iraq.
Bush: That'll help with the surge. How many is a Brazillion?
3 weeks ago
No response is truly complete without a star.
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A Liberal and a Genie
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."