Star or Laugh if you like?:)*#%^&$@#%^&%$?!
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Star or Laugh if you like?:)*#%^&$@#%^&%$?
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On his daily 20kmtrip to university,my brother ran out of petrol one morning.Almost immediately,another car slowed down and stopped right in front of him.
Thank goodness,he thought,a lift and so quickly! He grapped his books,locked his, doors,ran to the car and jumped in on the passenger side."boy am i glad to see you,"he said to the driver."Why ?" said the man."I just ran out of petrol."
( Got from a magarzine...don't ask)
A man was continually heckling the mayor at a council meeting.Exasperated,the mayor finally said,"will that gentleman who differs with me please stand up and tell the audience what has he ever done for the good of the city?"
"Well," the man replied,"I voted against you in the last election."
A man walked into the hardware shop and said to the assistant,"I'd like some nails,"
Certainly ,sir,"said the assistant."How long do you want them?"
""I'd like to keep them,"replied the customer..
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You get your star.