Very scary Doctors.............?!

Very scary Doctors.............?

These are excerpts from genuine casenotes written by the type of Doctor I for one would prefer to never need. Enjoy! =)

1. "She has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993."

2. "Examination of the genitalia reveals he is circussised."

3. "The patient has no previous history of suicide."

4. "She has no rigors or shaking chills but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."

5. "Discharge status: Alive but without my permission."

6. "Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant."

7. "The patient refused autopsy."

3 weeks ago
There's 15 on this list fb, i selected the best out of them. It's not as funny but one more for you. =)

"The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."

The operation was a success but the patient died........ laughing!