I'll be going to hell for writing these jokes.......?!

I'll be going to hell for writing these jokes.......?

1. Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

2. Jesus went to the Hotel clerk placing 3 spikes on the counter. He then asked the clerk if he could be put up for the night.

3. The virgin Mary apparently like to kiss and tell.
The saying "Oh God....Oh God.....Oh God!!!!, caught on rather quickly.

4. Michael Jackson took Jesus' teachings a little to literally when he said to love the children.

5. If God punished Jesus, he wouldn't be sent to his room, he'd be sent to hell.

Well, as I prepare for the bolt of lightening to strike me, remember Jesus said, People living in glass houses shall not throw stones. Peace!!!

3 weeks ago
A guess the lord does work in mysterious ways......Thanks everyone!!!
; )

Your right. You probably will go straight there, do not pass go, do not collect £200.
So........ fancy a little company on your journey... ;-)