The Garden Rake.... joke!!!!?!


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The Garden Rake.... joke!!!!?

A guy was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and his wife was about to take a shower.he realized that he couldn't find the rake.He yelled up to his wife.

"Where's the rake?"

She could'nt hear him and she shouted back,

"What?"

So he pointed to he's eye, then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.Then his wife wasn't sure and said,

"What?"

He repeated the gestures:"EYE KNEE THE RAKE".

His wife repiled that she understands and signals back.She first points to her eye,next she points to her feft brest,then she points to her bum,and finally to her crotch.

Well, he thought there is no way he could even come close to that one.Exasperated,He went upstairs and asked her,

"What the hell was that?"

she replied(scroll down, the page)











































































"EYE-LEFT-TIT-BEHIND-THE BUSH"


Answers:

tis no good, these early mornings are killing me
cant stir ip the sawdust yet
oh, morning all
wake me up later


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