Chavs......!!!?!
Question:
Chavs......!!!?
1......,What do you call a chav in a box?
innit.
2......,What do you call a chav in a cabinet?
sorted.
3.......,What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? safe....
4.......,What do you call a eskimo chav?
innuinnit.
5.......,Why are chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6........,What do you call a chavette in white tracksuit? The bride.
7........,If you see a chave on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8........,What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9.......,What's the first question at a chav quiz night?
"What you looking at?"
10......,How do you get 100 chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripe on it.
11.......,two chavs in a car with out music.Who's driving? The police.
12......,Where do you get a chavette for a decent night out? Up the gary!
3 weeks ago
America has redneck's
Britian has chav's
Answers:
Meooooooooooow!
But very funny!