Heavenly return?!
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Heavenly return?
Tom did as he always did, kissing his wife and going to bed. Suddenly, a man in a white robe appeared! "Why the hell are you in my bedroom?" He asked. The man said, "this is not your bedroom, you have died, welcome to heaven. You have died" "No!" Tom said. I'm not ready to die, send me back! "It's not that simple." he said. You may return, but as either a dog or a hen. He figured being a dog could be a hard life, so he said he'd rather be a hen. ZAP, there he was. He saw a rooster, and the rooster said, "Oh, you must be the new hen, how do you like it here?" "Well, it's ok, but my a** really hurts." "Oh," said the rooster, "It must be time for you to lay an egg. Cluck twice and push." He did so, and there was an egg, he did so again and there was another egg. He awoke with a start! "Tom, wake up, you're Sh**ing all over the bed!
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Damn that was a good laugh thanks and have a star! :)