Does anyone have a really funny joke?!
Question:
Does anyone have a really funny joke?
Ya know...that one that makes you pee in your pants cause you laugh so hard. Most of the ones on here really aren't that funny.
Answers:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies,
'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels
back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says
calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher