Will u do this please?!

Will u do this please?

Ok so I learned this game and its really fun. What you do is in order use the words below 2 make a funny story. Each person that answers this continues the story from where the last person left off. DO NOT FINISH UR STORY!!! Leave it where someone can pick up where you left off. Here are your words:
Pickle (mine)
Telephone
Kleenex
Internet
Boogers
fishtank
shoes
Basement
Sticky notes

If you use them all, make up sum more. whoever maked up the funniest part of the story gets best answer. USE CAPS LOCK FOR YOUR WORD!
Here is the beginning of the story: (ps it will be dumb b.c I want 2 c how u guys make it funny and entertaining)
Once upon a time, there was a fairy, And she liked to fly around and give people five dollar bills. Well one day someone accidentaly got a one dollar bill so they bought cheap moldy PICKLES and dumped them on the fairy...
(now the next person, continue on with the story using the fairy and the money and stuff and MAKE IT FUNNY! Good Luck!)

I was eating PICKLES while talking on the TELEPHONE. My boyfriend just broke up with me so i was using KLEENEX to wipe my tears and BOOGERS. I got on the INTERNET to look for a FISHTANK to cheer me up. I saw an ad for cute SHOES so i wrote the price and store on STICKY NOTES and headed to the basement to get my clothes out the DRIER so i could go to the MALL. I got in my LAMBOURGHINI and drove to HOLLISTER.