35 of Lifes Little Questions? (Hard to read)?!


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35 of Lifes Little Questions? (Hard to read)?

1.If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
2.How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
3.Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
4.Do penguins have knees?
5.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
6.If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
7.Why are red buttons always the most important?
8.If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
9.How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
10.Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
11.Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
12.Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
13.Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

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3 weeks ago
14.Why elderly people are often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

15.Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
16.What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
17.What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
18.If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
19.What shape is the sky?
20.If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
21.Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
22.Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
23.How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
24.If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
25.Why do they put holes in crackers?
26.If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
27.If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

3 weeks ago
27.If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
28.Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
29.How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
30.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
31.After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
32.Don’t fish get cramps after they eat?
33.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
34.Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
35.Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?


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hehehe
lots to read but some had me thinking


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