JOKE.. Man walks into a bar with a shopping bag?!


Question:

JOKE.. Man walks into a bar with a shopping bag?

and asks for a pint, When he gets the beer he says "If I show you something amazing can i have that pint for free?"
"Amaze me and we'll see" says the barman. So the guy puts his shopping bag on the bar and pulls out a tiny grand piano and a piano stool, The barman is thinking what's goin on here? Nex the guy takes a tiny man in top hat and tails from the bag, he sits at the piano and start's to play the most amazing music the barman has ever heard. "Thats amazing" says the barman "You can have that pint". A conversation follows and the barman asks where he came about something like that " Found a lamp on the beach and rubbed it, out popped a Genie and granted me 1 wish. Got the lamp in the bag as it happens". "may I" asks the barman The lap comes out of the bag and he rubbs it, the Genie leans close and the barman makes his wish. FLASH and the bar is filled floor to ceiling with ducks. " load of crap that i asked for a million bucks not ducks'. Do you think i asked For a 12" pianist??


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Ha ha very good defo made me chuckle thanks x


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