Here we go, ACCIDENTS *s accepted?!
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Here we go, ACCIDENTS *s accepted?
What's the difference between a guy falling from the first floor and one falling from the sixteenth floor?
the guy falling from the first floor goes splatt! "aaaargh" .and the one falling from the sixteenth floor goes "aaaargh" splatt!
A man fell out a eleventh storey window. he was lying on the ground with a crowd gathered round him a cop walked over and said, "what happened?"
the guy said "l dont know. l just got here."
On vacation, a little boy asked his mother: "Can l go swimming in the sea"?
"No", darling you cant, she replied, "the sea is way too rough, there's a strong off-shore current, and this stretch of coastline is supposed to be plagued with jelly-fish and sharks".
"But daddy's gone swimming in the sea", he protested.
"l know said the mother but daddy has excellent life insurance".
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nice one.....