This man gets on a plane in Heathrow to fly to New York.He sits beside another m!
Question:
This man gets on a plane in Heathrow to fly to New York.He sits beside another man clutchung a briefcase?
He notices that all through the flight the man clutches his briefcase tightly to his chest and becomes nearly obsessed with curiousity to find out whats in the briefcase.
As they start to land he enquires to the man saying " I'm sorry for intruding, but I cant help noticing you clutching your briefcase the entire journey. It must be vey important to you".
"It sure is" replies the man." It contains research that has taken me most of my adult life to research and I'm actually on my way now to a press conference to announce my findings to the world as a guest of the American Sex Therapists Association"
"My God." Thats amazing" replies his fellow passenger.
"I'm sorry but I wont get a chance to see the news as I'm catching a connecting flight. I don't suppose you could tell me you're findings as I'm really curious"
"Ok "he replies" but its top secret".
"As a result of my extensive research I can positively prove that the Irishman has the longest penis and the American Indian
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has the fattest"
"My god,thats amazing" replies the 1st man."best of luck"
As they are disembarking he asks the man with briefcase "I hope you don't mind me asking.But whats your name?"
The man with briefcase replies "Geronimo Murphy"
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too long of a joke... <<~~~ now that's funny!