A guy walks into a bar in Alaska...?!
Question:
A guy walks into a bar in Alaska...?
A guy walks into a bar in Alaska during a blizzard and asks the bartender for a double-shot of whiskey. After shooting it down He pasues, then asks:
"Do You have any Penguins around here?"
"Yes, we have all kinds" says the bartender.
"GOOD!" yells the man. "Set me up another double!"
After downing it He asks "Are the penguins around about knee high?"
"I suppose so." the Bartender responds.
"GOOD!" yells the man. "Set me up another double!"
This goes on over and over, the man getting drunker and the Penquins getting taller, until He gets to shoulder height.
"I can honestly say I've NEVER seen a penquin that tall." The bartneder tells him.
The man stops smiling, slowly lowers his head to the bar, and sobs:
"Oh GOD, I hit a NUN!"
Answers:
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