Did you know.........?!
Question:
Did you know.........?
Subject: Phasing out computers
I thought you'd like to know that there are a lot of changes that are
going to be taking place across the board as far as the servers &
personal computers go.
The goal is to remove all laptop computers by 30 June 2007 and all
Desktop computers by 31 July 2007 as a part of the ongoing
cost-cutting Around the organization.
Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No boot-up problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing email.
4. No more worries about power cuts.
5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled
Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
Q : My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
Screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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Ha! That was hilarious! Were peeing ourselfs here! (Hyper 15 year olds + Yahoo! jokes = angry neighbors)I don't know if it's just the sugar, but I've never laughed so hard at such a piontless (yet funny) joke!