Lucky Frog joke!!!?!
Question:
Lucky Frog joke!!!?
One day, a blue frog went up to a man then said, "Hi, I'm a talking frog. Now, if you want to be rich, you'll do exactly as I tell you."
The man was shocked, but agrees. The frog told him to bet $1,000 on horse number 15 in the horse races. The man does so, and he wins the 10 million jackpot!
"Let's go to Vegas" says the frog. The man agrees. After winning the huge jackpots in 10 different casinos, the tired man goes to his hotel room with the frog in his pocket.
"Kiss me" says the frog.
"HUH?!"
"I said, kiss me. I'm obviously a magical frog so kiss me."
The man does so, and then... POOF!!!
Lo and behold, the frog turned into a beautiful girl, 16 years of age, 'well endowed' and almost totally naked...!!!
"...And that, your Honor, was how she got into my hotel room last night..."
Answers:
That's hilarious! I did not see that coming! Got any more jokes? Star from me to you!
~Candice~