Blonde in a sex shop?!

Blonde in a sex shop?

The owner of a sex shop has to go out for a meeting and leave his new assistant in charge.
"I'm sure you'll be OK," he says. "Everything's marked with a price and you already know where it's all kept."
"I'll be fine, boss," replies the lad.
The boss has been gone about ten minutes when a blonde walks in. "I want to buy a vibrator," she says, "but I want one that no-one else has got. Can you help?"
The lad looks at the shelf and picks up one of the deluxe range. "This is a good one," he says. "The top rotates and there's a special gearing mechanism that makes the head bounce up and down."
"No, my next door neighbour has that one," replies the blonde.
The lad looks around again and find's another expensive model. "This is unusual," he says. "It glows in the dark, but the colour of the glow depends on how dark it is."
"No, my sister has one of those," replies the blonde.
Dispirited, the lad puts the vibro back on the shelf. "I think we may not have what you're looking for

3 weeks ago
he says.
"Well, what's that one with the tartan colouring on it?" asks the blond pointing at the very top shelf.
"Oh, er, that's a seriously special model with internal heating, custom made for one of our best regulars. I'm not sure I can let that one go...."
"I'll pay you a hundred and fifty pounds for it!" insists the blonde.
The lad agrees and she leaves with a huge smile on her face. About half an hour later the boss returns and asks how he's gotten along with the day's business.
"No problem, boss," replies the lad. "We had the usual amount of magazine and DVD sales; there was a delivery that I signed for and left in the back for you. Oh, and a blonde bought your Thermos for 150 pounds."

3 weeks ago
Sorry 'bout the confusion folks. Sometimes 1000 letters just ain't enough. Is there a way to set up additional details before posting?

3 weeks ago
Thanks Gamer_Nikko. Tried that but all that happens is that I lose half what I copied.

Nice to know that I wasn't the only one reading Men Only 20 yrs ago, Alcatraz!

Funny joke.
As for your question, yes there IS a way to get more than 1000 characters in a post.
Here's how:

1) Write your post using Notepad or Word (whichever works for you)
2) Right click it, click "Select All" then copy it.
3) After writing the question, paste it on the Additional Details field. Quickly hit "Submit" or "Preview" or "Next" (whichever one applies)
That way, you can have a 2-page story without using up your 1000 characters.

>>EDIT!!!<<
After you paste it, DON'T click on the additional details field again. Just hit "Preview" and your full joke should be posted.