What are some bar jokes?!
Question:
What are some bar jokes?
example A man walks into a bar... ouch
A bear whats into a bar the bartender says what will you be having the bear says ummmmmmmmmm jack daniels the bartender says why the big pause the bear says cause im a bear!!!
jokes like that. got any?
Answers:
1. A screw driver enters a bar. The bartender says, hey we have a drink named after you. The screw driver says, really you have a drink named Steve?
2. Two men were drinking in a hotel bar on the 30th floor.
The 1st man says that he will show the 2nd man a cool trick.
He proceeds over to the window and opens it. He then steps out and just floats in the air. The 2nd man says how did you do that? The 1st man replies see that building next to this one, it causes an updraft and will hold your body weight.
The 2nd man says, let me try. He does and falls straight to his death. The bartender looks at the 1st man and says, you are a real a$$hole when you are drinking Superman!