A mexican, an american and a redneck .....???!
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A mexican, an american and a redneck .....???
are eating together one day during there lunch break. the mexican opens up his lunch box nd finds burritoes, he then says "if i get burritoes again i will jump off this building". the american opens his lunch box and finds hamburgers and fries, "if i get this sh*t again i will jump off this building". the redneck opens his lunch box and says " if i get cabbage and cheese again i will jump off this building." so all three of them agreed that if they get the same lunch tmrw they will all commit suicide =(
the nxt day all three of them jump off the building and die =( at the funeral the mexicans wife is weeping and cries out if i knew he didnt want any more burritoes for lunch i wouldnt have made him any! the americans wife goes if i knew he hated hamburgers and fries i wouldnt have made him any! then the rednecks wife goes hey dont look at me he made his own lunch!
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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!