Daft (but genuine) Packet Labelling - Any more out there?!
Question:
Daft (but genuine) Packet Labelling - Any more out there?
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - "Do not turn upside down."
On Sainsbury's peanuts - "Warning: contains nuts."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine - "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (If we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers!)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating."
On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (shoplifter special?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners - "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron - "Do not iron clothes on body." (wouldn't this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid - "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights - "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor - "Not to be used for the other use."
On a Swedish chainsaw - "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(AyayAY!!)
Answers:
On a packet of "Ainsley Harriot Special Recipe Sausages" in Ireland was a picture of old Ains holding one of a fork about to take a bite.
And the instructions: "Prick with a fork"
Couldn't have put it better myself!