Smart dog...star if its funny please!!!?!
Question:
Smart dog...star if its funny please!!!?
a dog was once wondering in a jungle and saw a pile of bones, it was so hungry it started to eat, it heard a noise and saw a leopard nearby, it knew the leopard would also spot it and would want to eat it so it started chewing rather noisily so that the it would hear him, it did hear and started approaching it to chew him up, the dog pretended it hadnt seen the leopard and said to itself, "what a juicy leopard, il give anything to catch another one". the leopard hearing this stoppped in its tracks out of fright and ran away, meanwhile, a monkey was in a tree and witnessed everything and went to look for the leopard to tell him in exchange for him never to eat him, the leopard got so angry that he had been fooled and set out to go and eat the dog, the dog had seen the monkey swinging in the trees and had guessed what was goin to happen so when from the corner of its eye saw them approaching, he again said, "now wheres that monkey, i thought i sent it to bring me a leopard 30 mins ago?"
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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!