Joke (*if u like) The two most conceited things in the world?!
Question:
Joke (*if u like) The two most conceited things in the world?
One is the flea, floating down the river on his back with an erection, yelling for the man to open the drawbridge.
The other, is the fleas brother who, after sexually attacking a rhinoceros, whispers in her ear, "did l hurt you baby?"
And then there's the little boy who got up at midnight to go to the bathroom and passed his parents bedroom. noticing the door was open, he walked in and saw his mother performing fellatio on his father
the boy walked out of the bedroom scratching his head and muttering, "And they sent me to the doctor for sucking my thumb".
Why do women have orgasms?
it gives them another reason to moan
Why do women fake orgasms?
becausethey think men care
Answers:
very funny