Can you help me get these jokes?!
Question:
Can you help me get these jokes?
On my iPod theres this video of a dude telling jokes. some of them i dont get but everybody starts laughing.
1. I was a street preformer. It was hard. I lived in the suburbs. ( everybody laughs )
2. I noticed there are no B batteries. goes right from A to C. I think thats to avoid confusion. Hi i would like some B batteries. ( everybody laughs )
3. Its weird how finger puppets sounds ok as a noun. ( some people laugh, then everybody laughs )
Thats basically it. Do you get it?
Answers:
1) street performer >>>> there are no "streets" that you would perform on in the surburbs, only sidewalks.
2) B batteries >>>> it sounds like you are stuttering. get it? asking for "B" but sounds like they are stuttering b-b-batteries.
3.) finger puppets>>> if finger puppets is a noun, it is a thing. but if "finger" was an adjective to the puppet (noun) you would be "fingering" a puppet.
hope this helps