Automobiles?!


Question:

Automobiles?

How can an american be certain that the car he gas just bought is actually new?
when its recalled to the factory

What's the difference between a tampon and a skoda?
the tampon comes with its own tow-rope

What's the difference between being caught inside Kylie Minogue's bra and being caught inside a skoda?
you feel a bigger tit inside a skoda

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
because women dont get b.j's while they're driving

Did you hear about the new devise that makes your car run 95% quieter?
it fits right over her mouth.


Answers:

Nice ones, I'm going shopping, I hope to God I don't start laughing!
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