This one's for the ladies only!?!
Question:
This one's for the ladies only!?
Guy comes home from work, and feeling quite horny decides to seduce his wife. He sidles up to her and gently kisses her neck, but fails to get a response. He starts to nibble on her ear - again failing in his bid to get a positive response.
In a desperate bid to win the affections of his wife, he whispers in her darling 'Darling, I've got a surprise for you. I've bought some olympic condoms - and tonight - just for you - I'm going for the gold'.
His wife throws him a look of disgust and answers 'Why don't you go for the silver and come second for a change!!!!!'
Answers:
Hahaha! That's hilarious! Makes me wonder what would happen if his wife had said, "honey, the best you could do is go for the bronze!"