Made me laugh anyway?!
Question:
Made me laugh anyway?
There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory.
One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his
job. She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of
devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I've wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer,"
he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been
done. "You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what
happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
Answers:
HA HA HA!!
Nice one.