Joke A play on words?!


Question:

Joke A play on words?

SOUTH AFRICANS

A white south african went on holiday to Australia. lying on the beach, he pointed out to sea and asked on of the locals.
'what are those black dots'?
they're buoys replied the australian
'and what are they doing'?
they're holding up the shark nets
'gee, what a country' said the south african,' we'd never get away with that back home'.

SCOTS

how do you disperse an angry scottish mob?
nae bother, just go round with a collection box

how do you take a census in Scotland?
throw 10p in the street

how do you spot a scottish trawler?
its the one that's not being followed by seagulls

what have the scottish football team and a 3-pin plug got in common?
they're both useless in europe.

what do you call a scotsman at the world cup final?
ref

did you hear about the scotsman who got caught making nuisance phone calls?
he kept reversing the charges


Answers:

lm gonna keep my beady eye on you and your jokes they're top draw


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