One tequila...two tequila...LMAO...Brilliant!?!

One tequila...two tequila...LMAO...Brillian...

A new guy in town walks and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: Free beer for the person who can pass our test!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The bartender replies: " Well first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, a 'gator out back with a sore tooth - you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there is a woman upstairs who's never made love to a man. You gotta make things right for her"
The guy says:"Well, much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there."
Well as time goes on and the man drinks a few , he asks " Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.

3 weeks ago
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says."where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

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