Funny?star if u like!!!!?!
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Funny?star if u like!!!!?
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine…
“You’re a dumb-looking button!” “You don’t have much of a future, either!” “You’re going to be replaced by a much better looking button!” “I’ve got better looking buttons than you in my dresser drawer!”
Thinking she flipped her lid, her boyfriend walks over to see what the fuss is about.
“What in the heck are you doing?” her boyfriend asks.
The blonde quickly points to the sign on the front of the machine that reads… “DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE”.
3 weeks ago
lol peanut ur joke is hilarious!
Answers:
XD XD Here's one:
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Honey, I'm having a tough time with this jigsaw puzzle, I mean I can't get a single piece done. Can you come over and help?" "Sure thing, sweetie, Bye!" her boyfriend said, hanging up the phone. He soon arrived at her house to find her at the kitchen table. "What is the puzzle supposed to be of?" he said, putting his jacket on a hook. "According to the box, it's supposed to be a rooster." He walked ver to the table, looked at it, and said, "It's never going to be a rooster, so let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."