Sean connery n cilla black?!


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Sean connery n cilla black?

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that,
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>>despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
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>>Cilla Black who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
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>>Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with
>>yer,
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>>let's go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun."
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>>So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to
>>bed and had an hour
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>>of mad passionate sex together.
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>>Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
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>>half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold
>>my
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>>bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks a
>>bit
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>>perplexed, but says "Okay"
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>>He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they
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>>have even better sex than before.
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>>Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep
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>>for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......
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>>"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
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>>hun".
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>>Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind
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>>blowing.
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>>Once it's all over, they have a drink. Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
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>>asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer Willie in
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>>the other does it really stimulate yer that much?"
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>>Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla but the last time I shlept with a
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>>scouser, she stole ma wallet.


Answers:

...it looks like good ol' Sean can still be Bond...
('avin shex thrishe a night...)


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