Angry lady joke?!
Question:
Angry lady joke?
One day a wife is frustrated by the state of her house. She goes to her husband and asks him to pix the pipes.
He looks at her and says, "Do I look like a plumber?".
The next day the wife goes to her husband again and asks him to fix the light in the diningroom.
Again her husband looks at her and says this time "Do I look like an electrician?"
The wife sighs and walks away.
Later she goes to her husband once more and asks him to fix the broken chair.
"Do I look like a carpenter?" Is her husbands only response.
The following day the husband comes home from work to see the light is fixed.. the chair and the plumbing!
He asks his wife how all this came to be. She replies "Oh a man came by, he said that he would fix everything for a price. I could either have sex with him or bake him a pie."
The husband smiles and asks, "What type of pie did you bake him?"
"DO I LOOK LIKE A BAKER?"
Answers:
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you!