A few funnies ...... adulty?!
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A few funnies ...... adulty?
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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ive been havin a bad day.
thanx 4 the laugh