How do you measure a flagpole?!
Question:
How do you measure a flagpole?
Two Irish blokes were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder"
The woman took a spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches. She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a woman! We need the height and she gives us the length."
Answers:
typical men~