Two neighbours are out walking their dogs. One guy, a German shepherd owner, say!
Question:
Two neighbours are out walking their dogs. One guy, a German shepherd owner, says "Let's go in that bar over
there and have a drink."
The other says "They'll never let us in with the dogs."
The first replies "Just follow me", and dons a pair of sunglasses. When the doorman stops him, he says "But this is my guidedog", and is allowed in.
His friend does the same. The doorman says "I've never ever seen a Chihuahua guidedog before". To which the guy responds "WHAT! They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!"
Answers:
I started laughing and then I couldn't breath. That is a GREAT joke! Here is a star for you.