In deep s-h-i-t joke!!?!
Question:
In deep s-h-i-t joke!!?
A bird was flying south for winter,but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.
He dropped down into a pasture of cows.
The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there,and the bird landed in it.
At first he disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out!
He started crying out for joy as the ice melted.
A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it.
There are three morals to this story:
1)...Not everyone who gets you into s-h-i-t- is your enemy.
2)...Not everyone who gets you out of s-h-i-t- is your friend.
3)... If you are in s-h-i-t-, keep your mouth shut.
Answers:
Moral no. 4 - cats dont give a s-h-i-t abt what they eat.