Snow Condition Bravo?!

Snow Condition Bravo?

An Army private was ecstatic to be one of very low-enlisted servicemembers authorized to live in on-post family housing as part of a new Army test program. He wanted to follow all housing regulations to the letter, to make sure he would be allowed to stay.

During the snowstorm of the year, he turned on the Command Information Channel and heard the following message:

"The National Weather Service has predicted three inches of snow. The post commander has instituted Snow-Condition Alpha, which means that all privately owned vehicles should be parked on the north or west sides of streets."

The Army private hurried out of the house and quickly moved his truck to the west side of the street.

One week later, it started to snow again, so he turned on the Command Information Channel once more. The announcer said, "The National Weather Service has predicted five inches of snow.

3 weeks ago
The post commander has instituted Snow-Condition Bravo, which means that all privately owned vehicles should be parked on the south or east sides of streets."

The private dashed out move his car to the east side of the street.

A few days later, another storm hit. The private turned on the Command Information Channel, but the storm had knocked out the cable.

Panicking, he asked his wife, "What should I do??????"

"Babe, his wife replied, "Just leave the car in the garage!"

thats like winning a race in the special olympics. you may have come in first, but you're still a retard.