American Airline´s blurp´s ???? (3)?!

American Airline´s blurp´s ???? (3)?

7. "Weather at our destination is 80 degrees with some broken
clouds, but they´ll try to have them fixed before landing. Thank-you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money more than American Airlines".
8. " Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency sea landing, please take them with our
compliments!".
9. " As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly
among the flight attendants.
PLEASE do not leave children or spouses!".
10. ATTENTION!!! " Last one off the plane, must clean it!!".
11. From the pilot during his welcome message:
" We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry, unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!".

Thanks folks this is it! just star it or fly away...hihihihi lol

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